Sink or Swim

I spend most of my time online and you know what, everytime I see a Lolcat, I just laugh like crazy. After browsing around the Lolcats website, I picked my 5 instant favorites and decided to post them here. There have been funnier ones I’ve seen in the past, but these right here still crack me up.

I remember when the O RLY? Owl came out some couple of years ago. It was funny, but there’s just something about cats and well, I haven’t seen an owl my whole life so. Plus I’m a cat person and they come out really hilarious. Especially the broken English they
Use called, “Kitty Pidgin”.

Okay, this one’s really funny. I feel like this when neighbors (otherwise known as Nuisance) say “hi” like those in Pleasantville that creep the hell out of me. See the neck bent sideways? Very much like my neighbor.

My ex from high school was so obsessed with pandas, that’s all she ever asked from me. Anything with a panda on it, and she’ll be happy. I once drew a picture of a panda on the cover of her math notebook and she absolutely loved it. That gesture was repeated several times and it saved me so much money.

It IS confusing to become a child seated on this damn thing. From where I sit, looking at the – what the hell is that, a parrot? Anyway, looking at that hideous creature to my left is disturbing. The word confoosin is a winner.

I know its a hedgehog, okay. I know. This is albeit one of the smartest Lolcat pic I have ever seen. My favorite.

If you want to see more of these, you can go here.

How can I tell some things like it is when I can’t be direct? This is a current dilemma for a writing stint that I’m asked to work on. I honestly do not know how to begin. Its a matter of what matters more to me, my friend says. I think she’s correct. Spot on.

So I took some Tylenol PM. Damn these things really work for me. I’m actually in a slur right now but I just wanna say that I haven’t had proper sleep for nearly 3 days now. My liver is also fucked. Thanks much to drinking my ass off the past couple of years.

I was going to make something really long and boring today until I’ve decided to make this a little bit more interesting.

This article is going to sound like what most men would sound like and that is being straight to the point. So here I am with some facts.

Did you know that a swelling 40 percent of men aren’t interested in sex the way men normally would be? It is a fact, and is a growing number. It should be alarming not because there is a sudden change in behaviour in most men, but it is because of the stress acquired by their respective jobs these days that are doing this. These are men aged 35 and above, men who have wives who won’t even cheat. So go figure.

Guys aren’t all about sex. As we can see from the fact above, there’s more to guys than just sex and sports. We are interested in other things, too. But we have a very diverse way of delivering things and choosing options. Think of the word: simplicity. We like it plain and very, very simple.

Not all skinny women appeal to us. That is the most forlorn myth in the field of attraction for us men. We find smart women sexier than bombshells that can’t make decisions by themselves. For one, it’s again, not all about sex. Because you’ll still be hanging with that girl for a little while longer than that so you have to appreciate more than just her face but what will make her still attractive once she puts on a few pounds.

We are not complicated; we are just built differently. Once you figure out the difference between both, you just might want to try harder to understand how simple we are. Yes, we are dumb sometimes, but its only because we’re not playing smart enough to guess what goes on your minds. Even if we like you more than our other girlfriends from the past, you trying to play too many mind games on us will eventually tire us out and turn us off.

Independent women rock our socks, but don’t overdo it. Because we like women who can take care of themselves. But at the same time, someone who’s willing to submit by a tad bit. You know — if we get you something because it’s your birthday, don’t tell us that you can get your own? That is a major turn-off and it somehow shows us that you don’t want to depend on us – which makes us feel bad about ourselves. Remember our ego is our best friend. You make ego angry, you make the male shop for the other 10 percent in someone else.

We HAVE the capacity to love. This is the tricky part though. Love comes with respect– by that I mean someone who doesn’t deal with double-standards and someone who knows how to trust her man. A lady will get the respect and love she deserves when this becomes evident in a relationship. Sometimes it’s all about risks; you really can’t just pigeonhole us for being insensitive jerks that only want to get in your pants. You just might be surprised how we SIMPLY just want to be in your lives.

I’m sorry but I have to give it to Skype. I like this. Now my gf’s on a 2 week business trip, I can call her. The quality is something I can’t agree with much, though. There’s some sort of feedback going on, but for the most part, it’s free and its definitely not bad.

The days are so quick. My cousins from Toronto are here and it’s a big reunion. I’m closest to these cousins of mine than the ones in town, despite the age difference, too. One of them works as one of the best radiologists in Ontario. Far cry from when we were younger. Man…

So I was at my girlfriend’s house and met her younger sister for the first time. I guess this is getting serious as I’ve never really responded to family dinners and what not. What can I say, I like her.

Her mom’s a great cook. She’s part Hispanic, too so, you can just imagine the sumptuous goodness of the dinner I had. Everything went just fine until I asked for some bread. Then my girlfriend started snickering. I asked her what it was about and she whispered to her younger sister and then her sister nodded and made some sort of approval.

As it turns out, her sister used to fear bread. That’s right, bread. Made of flour, that one you put in the oven. I’ve never met anyone who’s feared something as strange as bread. BREAD for crying out loud. So, I thought of writing this one. I want to know what you fear and I want to know if there’s anyone in the world that can top that phobia. I’ve googled it, and nothing’s come out so far.

I feared clowns. Not original, I know.

Congratulate me for I have won a raffle. Haha, I got $500 today plus a new blender. The local church had burnt down so people were being offered tickets to win and raise funds for construction and repairs. It cost a $1 a ticket and I got $500 for buying 3 tickets! This is the first thing I’ve ever won my entire life. I’m so proud of it. I need you to congratulate me. Now!

I’m sorry, why do I have to keep writing about teeth – it almost looks as if I’m obsessed about it, but I just can’t help but think about the millions of people who’ve gone thru so much trying to live with this natural phase in their lives.

I just found out that I didn’t have to get rid of my impacted molars. People back in the day didn’t have to bother themselves trying to get rid of their teeth, why do we have to, all of a sudden? I know there are a million possibilities to what could happen with someone who doesn’t have his/her tooth taken out, but then again that’s according to the dentists these days and some are refuting them for the only reason why this study ever took place – in fact, some say it’s a complete waste of time and funds.

But to be a little fair to our dentist friends and potentially aching selves, I do think about trying to stop myself from having an infection and/or a tumor due to the said impacted molars, hence having them extracted. There were just a few things I did not know. All I had were stories of the pain that took some people 3 days to recover from, while I took a week of intense pain. I had forgotten the fact that pain is indeed subjective, and I had also let the fact slip that I am not the best at toothache or anything that could cause headaches and the like. You can pretty much cut me open and expect me to blog about it, but do NOT touch my teeth.

I have belittled the activity a little too much that I did not do any research until I started getting worried of the ridiculous amount of pain I have faced at the time after the extraction. The process of extraction is more complicated than you might know. They cut the gum through, and divide the tooth into four pieces, pull out those they can, and smash the remaining tooth within, in your mouth. The pressure is a lot for one’s jaws sometimes that it might hurt longer than it should. The swelling can get pretty bad, and if done incorrectly, can damage a nerve or two. This can cause a splitting headache that may not go away after another procedure – something more delicate that involves the nervous system.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t have it taken out, because if you really feel the need to, then I guess you must, especially if it is hurting really bad. But there are possible repercussions to having this procedure that if you don’t take the precautions seriously, you just might find yourself in a situation much worse than you had expected.

There are a few things in life that you should be heavily thrifty about, but when it comes to medical concerns, especially the teeth, one should refrain from thinking twice about spending a little more than the average. I guess I should’ve considered spending a few more hundred bucks for a dentist that would ensure a good procedure and post procedure effects. Mine was unfortunately sub-standard the first time, and I could’ve done it without that much pain, I just didn’t choose to check out my other options. So that’s a lesson learned. I can’t say that perhaps next time I should consider paying tri
ple than what I had shelled out – because I’ve ran out of teeth to take care of.

So in between work here I go again. I was browsing online for what could be some of my source of happiness. I logged on to one of my favorite sites and guess what, it was like stumbling upon a mine of gold. No, not really gold. Not even close.

Here I have managed to put together a very short list of alienatingly funny videos. On this site you will find several spoofs of Thriller in Bollywood version and Spanish. SRSLY

So okay I get highly entertained by some things that don’t strike other people’s eye.

Next, would be one of the videos that have played with my mind, my brother’s mind, my friend’s mind, and my co-worker’s mind. It is ground-breakingly horrible that it became entertaining enough to watch. The problem lies on you ending up with the song stuck in your head. I’ve had the same problem and guess what? There seemed to be no cure to it. View at your own risk and enjoy.

I’m not a girl – but this is something for the girls. Not for anything but I like how this video was made. Very amateur and yet it has successfully delivered the point. Yes I can relate to this a little bit because something similar happened… except it was about a few things not close to lip gloss.

Last but not the least I want to share the Hoff. If you want something life changing, be my guest.

SO far so good? I will be back with more when I DO find more. Trust me.