Sink or Swim

I spend most of my time online and you know what, everytime I see a Lolcat, I just laugh like crazy. After browsing around the Lolcats website, I picked my 5 instant favorites and decided to post them here. There have been funnier ones I’ve seen in the past, but these right here still crack me up.

I remember when the O RLY? Owl came out some couple of years ago. It was funny, but there’s just something about cats and well, I haven’t seen an owl my whole life so. Plus I’m a cat person and they come out really hilarious. Especially the broken English they
Use called, “Kitty Pidgin”.

Okay, this one’s really funny. I feel like this when neighbors (otherwise known as Nuisance) say “hi” like those in Pleasantville that creep the hell out of me. See the neck bent sideways? Very much like my neighbor.

My ex from high school was so obsessed with pandas, that’s all she ever asked from me. Anything with a panda on it, and she’ll be happy. I once drew a picture of a panda on the cover of her math notebook and she absolutely loved it. That gesture was repeated several times and it saved me so much money.

It IS confusing to become a child seated on this damn thing. From where I sit, looking at the – what the hell is that, a parrot? Anyway, looking at that hideous creature to my left is disturbing. The word confoosin is a winner.

I know its a hedgehog, okay. I know. This is albeit one of the smartest Lolcat pic I have ever seen. My favorite.

If you want to see more of these, you can go here.

So I was at my girlfriend’s house and met her younger sister for the first time. I guess this is getting serious as I’ve never really responded to family dinners and what not. What can I say, I like her.

Her mom’s a great cook. She’s part Hispanic, too so, you can just imagine the sumptuous goodness of the dinner I had. Everything went just fine until I asked for some bread. Then my girlfriend started snickering. I asked her what it was about and she whispered to her younger sister and then her sister nodded and made some sort of approval.

As it turns out, her sister used to fear bread. That’s right, bread. Made of flour, that one you put in the oven. I’ve never met anyone who’s feared something as strange as bread. BREAD for crying out loud. So, I thought of writing this one. I want to know what you fear and I want to know if there’s anyone in the world that can top that phobia. I’ve googled it, and nothing’s come out so far.

I feared clowns. Not original, I know.

So in between work here I go again. I was browsing online for what could be some of my source of happiness. I logged on to one of my favorite sites and guess what, it was like stumbling upon a mine of gold. No, not really gold. Not even close.

Here I have managed to put together a very short list of alienatingly funny videos. On this site you will find several spoofs of Thriller in Bollywood version and Spanish. SRSLY

So okay I get highly entertained by some things that don’t strike other people’s eye.

Next, would be one of the videos that have played with my mind, my brother’s mind, my friend’s mind, and my co-worker’s mind. It is ground-breakingly horrible that it became entertaining enough to watch. The problem lies on you ending up with the song stuck in your head. I’ve had the same problem and guess what? There seemed to be no cure to it. View at your own risk and enjoy.

I’m not a girl – but this is something for the girls. Not for anything but I like how this video was made. Very amateur and yet it has successfully delivered the point. Yes I can relate to this a little bit because something similar happened… except it was about a few things not close to lip gloss.

Last but not the least I want to share the Hoff. If you want something life changing, be my guest.

SO far so good? I will be back with more when I DO find more. Trust me.

The best way to make fun of friends is by pulling off pranks! Why wait until April 1st when you can do one anytime? There are a lot of fun stuff you can do but the best way is to embarass them then upload it on the internet, for everyone to see! Here’s five things you can try out, just make sure you don’t get caught before pulling it off!

1. Take a picture of your friend while he’s asleep - This is a classic, and it’s easy to pull off during drinking parties or sleepovers. You can also try drawing on his/her face before taking the photo! For great effect, make sure you post it in a site lots of people are sure to come in, like your blog or in social media sites.

Here’s an example:

2. Record the prank on video and upload it! - Suprising a friend and getting his reaction on video is comedy gold, and will be a guaranteed hit! You can also do pranks to a sleeping friend, preferably after doing #1 for more laughs. Just make sure you have a handicam to record it, then upload it to sites like youtube!

3. The Prank Call - How do you do a prank call in style? Right now there are applications called “soundboards” which have recorded voices that you can play over the phone to fool your friends! For this to work you need a speaker phone and a mic. Then after recording, go ahead and upload it! Here’s one using the famous “Kerpal” soundboard:

4. Scary Maze Prank - This is actually a part of #2, but it’s a surefire way to scare your friends silly! There’s a flash game that shows a maze that your friend will be trying to solve, and after solving it a scary face from “The Exorcist” will come up! Once he screams in fear, make sure you record their reaction!

5.Elaborate Pranks - These pranks require the most work but they’ll surely fool everyone and leave them clueless! They require extensive planning and a budget, but pulling off these practical jokes will be priceless. Check out this neat office prank as an example:

Well, those are some surefire ways to fool your friends and family! Just make sure you don’t get anyone hurt while doing it, it’s all for good clean fun! And watch out, who knows you might be the one getting pranked!