Sink or Swim

I spend most of my time online and you know what, everytime I see a Lolcat, I just laugh like crazy. After browsing around the Lolcats website, I picked my 5 instant favorites and decided to post them here. There have been funnier ones I’ve seen in the past, but these right here still crack me up.

I remember when the O RLY? Owl came out some couple of years ago. It was funny, but there’s just something about cats and well, I haven’t seen an owl my whole life so. Plus I’m a cat person and they come out really hilarious. Especially the broken English they
Use called, “Kitty Pidgin”.

Okay, this one’s really funny. I feel like this when neighbors (otherwise known as Nuisance) say “hi” like those in Pleasantville that creep the hell out of me. See the neck bent sideways? Very much like my neighbor.

My ex from high school was so obsessed with pandas, that’s all she ever asked from me. Anything with a panda on it, and she’ll be happy. I once drew a picture of a panda on the cover of her math notebook and she absolutely loved it. That gesture was repeated several times and it saved me so much money.

It IS confusing to become a child seated on this damn thing. From where I sit, looking at the – what the hell is that, a parrot? Anyway, looking at that hideous creature to my left is disturbing. The word confoosin is a winner.

I know its a hedgehog, okay. I know. This is albeit one of the smartest Lolcat pic I have ever seen. My favorite.

If you want to see more of these, you can go here.

What’s up with Baron Davis nowadays?  Well…. He just invited people to challenge him.  You would think that if Baron Davis challenges you it would happen in a basketball court with a ball and would require slam dunks.  But no, this guy has a life outside the NBA and apparently it’s in a social networking site.

Baron Davis has challenged the world to have, own, grow the best beard ever.  According to AOL Sports, Davis has started an online competition that requires people to grow a beard and compete with him online, as to who has the best beard in town.

So he’s a talented basketball player, an indies filmmaker and now a beard challenger.  What’s going to be next? Funny though — this is a testament that this guy is truly fantastic.  It is also proof that not all basketball players are dumb.  He’s a great player, he’s rich and he’s down to earth and fun enough to compete with the whole world as to who has the best beard.  Amazingly enough, some of the readers of this article are taking up the challenge. Should I join the challenge as well?

This is going to be the last time I am going to use the shower without the heater fixed. I seriously thought my skull was going to break in shambles from freezing because of the cold water. I have to get this thing fixed. Do remind me?

I have lots of things to say today. A friend linked me to Youtube and showed me some clips of Tom Cruise talking about Scientology. And God do we have a serious problem. A person whose been crazy to begin with, has lost his mind some more. He is the living testimony to that impossibility. I respect that this is the kind of stuff he’s into, but I just don’t get the part where he has a surplus of laughs in between sentences and when he does these hand gestures excessively, and still leave us with nonsense. I toss it to ya.I believe this is the Con. You agree that Tom is the Con. Ha ha!

I don’t want to give him extra props by promoting and by posting here, but I just can’t help it. I felt bad enough with this to start my morning — so, to make myself feel better, I went around some more and surfed some more and saw this.  

And deemed it’s better to feel something good about what the internet can do. This lip dubbing video featuring Jessica Alba is a good example of what we can do with the power of the internet. Instead of making rants, like this video, we can just bring smile to people’s faces. , It isn’t Tom and I am for this seven times more.