Sink or Swim

These are top-secret questions that wives may have been dreading to ask their husbands, operative word, maybe.  So, to give a somewhat enlightenment, have posted answers to some of the issues concerning household life.

1.  Watch a basketball game or go shopping with the wife?

Answer: Watch the game

Reason:  Women shop longer because they want more style in their clothes than us.  It is for this reason that one has to wait patiently while she chooses the best style for her.  Besides, giving them the time to shop by themselves is our time to to let enjoy the day.

2.  Have sex last thing at night or first thing in the morning?

Answer:  Do it before sleeping

Reason:  It is at night when the wife usually stops thinking about the kids and the house - and starts thinking of the husband.

3.  Wash or fold?

Answer:  Washing

Reason:  Folding requires skills while washing is all about directions.  Bottom line, it is easier.

4.  Give up sex or gain control of the tv remote for a year?

Answer:  Give up the damn remote!

Reason:  Obvious.

5. Have a bigger tv or a better computer?

Answer:  A bigger wide-screened TV

Reason:  War movies look better on a big screen tv.

6.  Have the wife’s parents or your parents move in?

Answer: Neither, really.

Reason:  Things would be complicated, as they are not already.

7.  Watch a sexy movie with the wife or by yourself?

Answer: With the wife

Reason:  That way, she’s right there for the hanky-panky after the movie.

8.  Have a night out with the guys at a steak joint or a romantic date with the wife ?

Answer:  Romantic date with the wife in a fancy restaurant

Reason:  The friends won’t have sex with me afterwards.

9.  Having boring sex ever night or a mind-blowing sex once a week?

Answer:  Mind-blowing sex once a week

Reason:  If it’s really mind-blowing sex, it should last a man all week.

10.  Relive your wedding or the honeymoon?

Answer:  Honeymoon

Reason:  A stressful party or a relaxing vacation?  No explanation necessary.

There, these are based on my point of view and a couple of my pals.  You can contradict if you want and I am not labeling all men.  Just speaking in general terms.  Men are different in their views but one thing remains common, we love our wives like there’s no tomorrow.

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