Good lord. I have never come across this many brainless inventions in one site alone. But for the heck of it, why not feature some of them here?

The Ipod toilet paper dispenser. I seriously can’t thank the think tank for this marvelous invention. Sheer genius, guys. What do you think? It totally suggests that you listen to music while you take a dump. Well, I commend the inventors of this item. What troubles me is that its not really useless. In fact the dock works and the dispenser gives out toilet paper… but yeah, we are on the dumbest inventions, word per word.

Toothache candy. Actually I want to get this thing for my niece. Apparently you’d have to dip the tiny teeth into that red fluid that tastes like cherry or so the website where I found it said, and you’d have to use tweezers like a dentist. I think its strange. Not necessarily dumb. But I want people to know that there is such a thing hence it made part of the list.

Solvit PupSTEP+Plus pet stairs PupSTEPPlus

Pet stairs. PET STAIRS?!? Who needs pet stairs?! Pets can  jump, they’re agile and they can actually reach places without having to use this invention. Why would anyone? WHY? Tell me why? I have a dog, and you know what, I’ve never had a problem with him going up the couch. Really.

Three varieties of Pet Rock
Pet Rock. Okay, you know what, contrary to popular belief, this invention isnt really stupid. In fact, I want to get one. I really do. Which reminds me, I should get one for my friend for his upcoming birthday. Really. He might like it.  LOL

Stupid Shady Hand Sun Visor

Since the dawn of time, man has been forced to shield his eyes from the relentless glare of the raging sun.

Our Price: $32.00

I think this tops the list. Would anyone actually wear this and buy this and still have friends? I am wondering to the end of my wits.
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